Read my lips..NO SOCKS

I have said it, I have blogged on it and now I have kicked it up a notch..Thats right..I have gone on the offensive..No sock is safe..I am disposing of them all. They are not evil, I know that, but I dont like them.

Why you ask..well then..I will tell you..They stink..They are harbingers of filth. Even my cute little baby feet some how manage to stink..Its not so bad when my foot has air..but suffocate it in a sock and PPUUU smells worse then a subway full of bums.

I didnt really plan to go on the offensive..I was hanging out with my friend Brij at his parents house when I noticed during our conversation that I was inching closer and closer to Brij's feet. Before I knew what was going on his sock was in my hand and I was pulling it off.

After, as we sat there sockless I began to feel the rush and started thinking why should more toes not be free, why must they be covered, maybe there is a reason and I just dont get it because I am only 8 1/2 months old but I dont think so.

Anyway, I dont want to get all worked up so I cant write anymore. I have to get some rest and prepare for the sock counter offensive. I know its coming..I mean I have ten socks that are missing their counterparts..these socks have to be somewhere..and I am sure they are plotting..