Read my lips..NO SOCKS

I have said it, I have blogged on it and now I have kicked it up a notch..Thats right..I have gone on the offensive..No sock is safe..I am disposing of them all. They are not evil, I know that, but I dont like them.

Why you ask..well then..I will tell you..They stink..They are harbingers of filth. Even my cute little baby feet some how manage to stink..Its not so bad when my foot has air..but suffocate it in a sock and PPUUU smells worse then a subway full of bums.

I didnt really plan to go on the offensive..I was hanging out with my friend Brij at his parents house when I noticed during our conversation that I was inching closer and closer to Brij's feet. Before I knew what was going on his sock was in my hand and I was pulling it off.

After, as we sat there sockless I began to feel the rush and started thinking why should more toes not be free, why must they be covered, maybe there is a reason and I just dont get it because I am only 8 1/2 months old but I dont think so.

Anyway, I dont want to get all worked up so I cant write anymore. I have to get some rest and prepare for the sock counter offensive. I know its coming..I mean I have ten socks that are missing their counterparts..these socks have to be somewhere..and I am sure they are plotting..

I am the Sock Bandit

OK..I can admit it..I am the sock bandit. No matter how tight or how high my socks are, I get them off. And you know what..I dont care. I dont like wearing two socks. I like wearing one. Is that a crime. Can I not be different. I am somewhat new to this world and do not wish to conform. and why should I..I am special. I am setting a new standard. One sock is enough, two is overkill. I kick one off, mommy puts one back on, I kick it off again, Daddy puts it back on. It never ends. Get over it already, I aint wearing two and that is final...Or so I thought..It seems it doesnt really matter what I want so much as what is wanted for me. Apparently two socks is wanted for me. SO..in an effort to get away with one sock I have taken to hiding my other foot (after kicking my sock away first of course). Here I am laughing at Daddy cause I dont think he see's I am not wearing both socks..Unfortunatelly, shortly after this picture was taken he stuck my sock back on..Oh well..I lost that battle, but the war goes on.

Speaking of war..and I wont get all political on you all, but, the election is approaching fast and I hope everyone is voting Obama.

My trip to the city

So..the other day I got wind that my Mom was going to be at my Dads office and I wanted to see them since I was a little lonely during the day without them. Even though I have to travel in my special seat..I manage to get around..Here I am in the long island railroad waiting for the conductor to take my fare...



The railroad was very smooth and put me right to sleep..I slept all the way through until I got into the cab with mario andretti abousalem. That guy was crazy..I took a picture of his license because I wanted to remember his face. I knew I would never forget the smell of his cab..think forrest gump on his long run with no deoderant..whooooo..it stunk..But i Had to go to my mommies office and pick her up before heading to Dads


I had such a long trip into the city between the train and the cab ride that I fell asleep right on my grandma's old conference table. But I did get to see my Mom and Dad and Grandma and Grandpa and aunt Sam and meet all my dads work friends. I only recognised one of them who reminds me of Shaggy from Scooby Doo..Zoinks

Brooklyn Cyclones

I had a great day Sunday before labor day watching the Brooklyn cyclones..even though they are a Mets farm team I still like the team because they play in and are named after my favorite little slice of classic NY, CONEY ISLAND..where else..I dont know because I am not old enough but my Dad says there is nothing better then a $2 can of beer on the coney island boardwalk..Of course its all formula for me..as I said in an earlier post..I have learned my lesson..the sober way is my way. I prefer to work with my inner nature, not against it..oh sorry..I have been reading the Tao of Pooh.

Here is a picture of me with my ticket..I was thinking of maybe eating it..but upon further thought I decided I was more sophisticated then that.



I am with my beautiful mother in this picture witht all of Coney Island in the backround..This is going to change after Sunday as astroland begins to be sold off and torn down. I am very sad and so is my mom and especially my Dad..We are going to go on sunday for the last day ever of Astroland. Everyone should join us.


I dont want to leave my Dad out as Coney Island is his favorite place in NY. I know he is anxiously awaiting what will happen with Coneys future. So here is a picture of me and him with Dinos wonder wheel in the backround..



Coming soon..Mom, Dad and me at Yankee stadium hanging out in Monument park..It has not happened yet but is in the works..Thank you Mr police officer who shall remain nameless.I wont let my dad say any of the bad things about cops he says when he is getting pulled over any more.

Ny Real Estate at a Premium

Boy..I tell you..Real Estate in NY is tough..I recently rented a small spot from the lady bug Motel and I thought i had plenty of space until Mom dropped by..Look below..Jeesh..anyone hear of a bigger space let me know..

Pooped

I woke up smiling today thinking about yesterday..I knew it was going to be a good day..I just had that feeling when I woke up..there were rainbows flying around my room...Daddy was standing over me smiling with the camera that lets me post such great pictures of myself..SO, I gave him a big smile..and I was right..I would say as usual, but that's not always the case..the other day I thought I was feeling great and I was smiling but then buurrp I spit up all over Mommy..So..I am not always right..but yesterday I called it..After waking up and playing with Mommy..She put me in the most pinkest outfit..my favorite color..I will try to post a picture of that on a later blog..I am thinking of posting a photo blog since I am doing such a George Bush job of keeping everyone updated..I just don't always have the time..when I am not napping, I am eating, when I am not eating, I am being super pooper or princess pee pee..and when I am not doing that I am doing things like I did today..which, getting back to my story included a very nice baby naming ceremony for my friend Alivia at a house on the water..Not only was I able to dig the sweet view of the water but a bunch of my daddies friends were there too and they were very happy to see me and tell me ho cute I was..One of them even gave me a silver spoon..How cool is that..I cant wait to shove it in my mouth..After the baby naming I fell asleep and woke up at my grandma and grandpas upstate house and I gave them a smile and then the next thing I knew it I was waking up and seeing rides and cars and lots of people..I had woken up at the dutchess county fair..grandma and grandpa and mommy and daddy showed me everything..I saw people on horses..moo cows..I smelled pigs but didnt see any..I think Mommy kept me away from them..maybe I will meet wilbur next year..I also saw some sweet flowers and best of all..I got a Bob Marley get up stand up shirt..since I plan on getting up and standing up soon..and I also really dig Bob's vibe..I thought the shirt was extra cool..after that I was pooped..but my day wasnt done yet..we had to eat and find the car and then still get home..by the time I got home I was so pooped I passed out in my mommies arms..as you can see below..I was really wiped..much as I am now..even though I did just wake up..I am tired..and going to take a nap..Be well my friends. I will try to write again soon..

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Promises, Promises, Promises

I know..I have promised a new blog for some time now..I had such a great time Memorial Weekend with ALL my Grandparents..Thats right I said ALL..I do have 3 sets..6 whole Grandparents..Could I be loved any more then I am now..I THINK NOT!! and that does not even include my GREAT grandparents..I have a few of those as well..So..as I was saying..I saw all my grandparents and was bathed in so much love that I just decided to soak it in for a bit.

Not that it has warn off, Their love is everlasting, but I think its time to soak in some love from my devoted Blog readers..And the next time I take a hiatus from Blogging..leave me a few comments and tell me to get off my unbelievably smooth baby bottom and get to writing..

The past month has been filled with great times from Meeting new friends, to my first trip to the pool club with My Mom and Grandma..to the best time of all..MY FIRST VISIT TO CONEY ISLAND..WOO HOO..I was dissapointed that Mommy and Daddy didnt wait till next weekend to take me since that is the famed Hot Dog eating contest but I was better off not dealing with the crowd. I wouldnt want someone to tip off the crowd that I am the Mollys cafe blog writer or I might just get mobbed by all my adoring fans..Ok..I know..I am full of myself..I'm a Baby..what can you do..

I will be posting new blogs with stories and pictures about the past month in the next few days..Please stay tuned.